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add another dave to the clone pile

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( 21/m/generally texas
--sup im dave
im a whiny albino kid and most of my friends are dead )

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07/09/2014 18:12:05

so uh

i sure am still alive

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12/07/2013 15:58:14

((IM SO HAPPY

I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY ROSE AGAIN))

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12/07/2013 15:32:51

haruwonderland:



merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery 
[dave] [rose]


#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE

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12/03/2013 21:51:56

@clara

thetimetravellerslibrarian:

thatonestriderkid:

[TEXT] WE DID

[TEXT] when can i come over (i’ll have to pull some weird time shenanigans to do it b/c you can’t transport animals by vortex manipulator so a fairly precise time would be nice)

[TEXT] i literally do not care when

[TEXT] ive been in the realworld apartment all day because ???? dreambubble shenanigans

[TEXT] just pick a time or something i have no idea how your version of time travel works

[TEXT] but keep in mind ive been drinking like all day

[TEXT] okay uh give me five minutes give or take give me a second

[TEXT] well i won’t even pretend to understand yours so i guess we’re even

[TEXT] but that’s fine just don’t be a dick to your new cat and we’ll be fine i think (but hEY YOU’RE UNDERAGE YOU LITTLE SHIT)

[TEXT] its my birthday shut the fuck up

[TEXT] also how could i ever be a dick to an animal that isnt partially me

[TEXT] see you soonish

(via thetimetravellersarchive)

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12/03/2013 21:35:52

*crabwalks away from my responsibilities*

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12/03/2013 21:16:32

[[NOTHING I JUST GOT RLY EMBARRASSED AT MYSELF FOR NO GOOD REASON I LOVE U]]

[[NOTHING I JUST GOT RLY EMBARRASSED AT MYSELF FOR NO GOOD REASON I LOVE U]]

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12/03/2013 21:12:18

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12/03/2013 21:07:00

@clara

[TEXT] WE DID

[TEXT] when can i come over (i’ll have to pull some weird time shenanigans to do it b/c you can’t transport animals by vortex manipulator so a fairly precise time would be nice)

[TEXT] i literally do not care when

[TEXT] ive been in the realworld apartment all day because ???? dreambubble shenanigans

[TEXT] just pick a time or something i have no idea how your version of time travel works

[TEXT] but keep in mind ive been drinking like all day

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12/03/2013 20:55:04
thetimetravellersarchive asked:[TEXT] dave reply asap river and i got you a cat
thatonestriderkid replied:

[TEXT] oH MY GOD YOU DID

[TEXT] I LOVE YOU

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