(add another dave to the clone pile)

entertain me plz send me some shit RSS SEARCH

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( 19-ish/m/dream bubble
--sup im dave
i live in an apartment with an asshole a five year old and a catgirl who sells drugs
also the apartments owned by my brother whos name is willard
were all dead but we kinda only found that out recently and its sort of a sore point so theres that
but i am single and ready to mingle as long as you dont mind a shitload of emotional baggage
--the asshole
--the five year old
--the catgirl
--willard )

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05/05/2013 15:56:07

so i have minecraft now

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05/05/2013 15:45:52

what i am currently doing: pirating minecraft

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04/03/2013 00:26:05

soulesssavior:

I like the relationship between your character and ______ because _______.

(Source: theyoungestnorn, via serpentbearer)

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04/02/2013 23:55:50

((I AM THE FUCKING MASTER OF MOOD WHIPLASH))

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04/02/2013 23:51:57

nowtheresaspoilerforyou:

thatonestriderkid replied to your post: ✉ ✘ ☠ ❤

((oh my god))

((fact: i wasn’t making up the mannequin thing

idk about you but he kind of reminds me of an older, suaver dave))

((OH MY GOD))

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04/02/2013 23:51:31

(Source: lovelydarlingxoxo, via serpentbearer)

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04/02/2013 23:51:00

books-in-the-tardis asked:

✉ ✘ ☠ ❤

thatonestriderkid replied:

✉

[TEXT] so hey i just had the best idea

[TEXT] the dreambubbles run on like memories and shit

[TEXT] so

[TEXT] the next time youre asleep

[TEXT] you can get out a memory of your bookstore

[TEXT] and we can hang out

[TEXT] ive always wanted to go there

✘

[TEXT] please save that favor for river

[TEXT] if i actually sent this youd say that that isnt how the favor works but

[TEXT] please

☠

[TEXT] YOU ARE SOMEHOW RIGGING THESE BOARDGAMES ARENT YOU

[TEXT] I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

❤

[TEXT] you are seriously one of my best friends and i love you and im sorry i never got to properly go to college and i love you

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04/02/2013 23:29:04

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via books-in-the-tardis)

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04/02/2013 23:17:00

dear wetdream!anon,

im just gonna

keep that

in my ask box

probably forever

wow

im gonna go shower for like three hours ok bye

love, dave

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04/02/2013 23:12:13

nowtheresaspoilerforyou asked:

✉ ✘ ☠ ❤

thatonestriderkid replied:

✉

[TEXT] hey will you buy me some weed

[TEXT] nepeta wont give me any

[TEXT] i think shes going through alien puberty

[TEXT] i really hope she doesnt turn into fucking alien mothra or something

✘

[TEXT] OH GOD SHE TURNED INTO FUCKING ALIEN MOTHRA HELP ME RI

☠

((I HAVE NO THREATENING MESSAGES 4 U BRODI ONLY LOVE IM SORRY))

❤

so hey next time we play that board game thing im totally gonna kick your ass

B*

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